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January 2013

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Fill this in with stuff about you

Age: 24 (yes, really)
Where I’m from: USA
Where I would like to live: I like where I live now!
Religion: None
Sexual orientation: ????
Single/taken: Single! (And never had a girlfriend)
Favourite book: Good Omens! Also Sci-Fi stories!
Favourite movie: I really like detective movies..
Favourite TV show: Bill Nye the Science Guy.
Random fact about me: I learned magic, sharpies and all from an old guy I kept buying booze for.
Favorite day of the year: May 9th - When I met Franklyn.
Favourite colour: Orange!
If I have any pets: A cat! Mrs Blaney says we can’t have pets.
What I’m listening to right now: Reece singing as he cooks.
What’s my ringtone: “Float On,” Modest Mouse.
What my name means: “He who is awesome”! Nah, I’m totally kidding! I honestly have no idea what my name means, or why my folks named me Hanna!
Favourite superhero: the Flash.
Celebrity crush: I think I have a mancrush Andrew Volpe of Ludo. Like woah if I’m honest that guy is perfect.

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What’s that about a cat?

Jan 19, 2013141,688 notes

November 2012

6 posts

What's your favorite ice cream flavor? Cake flavor? Cookie?

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Ice cream only, bitches. And it’s gotta be Rocky Road

Nov 16, 2012
Do you blow your nose or pick it?

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Picking your nose is gross, folks.

Nov 16, 2012
Ever gotten drunk and done karaoke?

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You mean Friday nights?

I try to get Falk to sing with me, but he always says “No” for some reason.

Nov 16, 2012
How many cigarettes do you smoke in a day?

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I smoke?

Nov 16, 2012
What is your opinion on threesomes and orgies?

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Gimme gimme

Nov 16, 2012
Why might a landlord or landlady raise rent, and how much notice do they have to give their tenants?

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Thirty days. And it usually goes up once a year at the renewal of the lease.

Nov 16, 2012

October 2012

1 post

namelesspartner:

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[[ We climbed this whole Mountain!

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(Userscript for Peasants here!)

I’ve been meaning to reach 250 for a while, and for a few weeks, I was hovering over 245, but I’ve finally done it!

This is the highest amount of followers I’ve ever had on any blog, personal or RP.

I’m doing art!

What is going on?

I will pick two winners, and each will receive a full-body, lined and colored drawing of the character/OC of their choice. Digital.

Examples of my art can be seen on my #art tag. Most pieces are sketchy, and unpolished, though.

Rules:

—1 Like and 1 Reblog only. It’s not that I don’t want my dash cluttered with notes, it’s that I’d rather the notes show up. I’ve learned if something is reblogged too many times the notes will be inconsistent.

—Because I’m doing this from reaching a follower count, you must be following me!

—If you win and do not know your character well, please, tell me all about them! I draw better  when I know the personality and backstory.

Examples of finished, clean artwork under the cut! ]]

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Oct 1, 201232 notes

May 2012

8 posts

May 24, 201279 notes
If you were a pimp, what would your pimp name be?

The Landlady, sugar.

May 24, 2012
What would your pole dancer name be if you were one?

Easy, love. It’d be Sugar Mama~

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May 24, 2012
When did you start smoking?

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The day I lost Mr. Blaney.

May 24, 2012
How come the sky is blue? o.o

Because the good Lord deemed it.

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May 24, 2012
Mrs. Blaaaaneeeeey. There's a strange smell coming from the closet on the second floor. I think something got in there and died a month ago.

Then get it out yourself!

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May 24, 2012
are you planning to go see 'the beatles: the lost concert' film?

Nope.

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May 24, 2012
Hey there Blaney.

Hello, sugar~. Give Mama some love.

May 24, 2012

February 2012

35 posts

[[Questions]]

[[I know I have questions I haven’t answered yet. The thing is that I’ve been working a lot lately and I don’t wanna spend an hour transforming myself into Mrs. Blaney if I have to take it off in 5 minutes to get ready for work… And I sure as hell am not wearing it to work. So on my next offday… whenever that may be. I will become Blaney and answer ALL questions. Thank for your patience guys!]]

Feb 17, 2012
Feb 15, 20122,177 notes
Do the neighbors get too loud sometimes? What's it usually about?

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They get loud plenty. Usually it’s sex or music. With Falk it’s something exploding every now and then. I have no idea what the fuck he’s doing in there that makes shit go ‘BOOM’ every now and then. I’m gonna find out someday.

Feb 15, 20121 note
Where do you go to get your hair done?

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My hair is done by a wonderful stylist named Jenny at the local Wal-Mart.

Feb 15, 2012
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